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Willow

Hi, my name is Willow!

 

Listen, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I’ve had a PAST. A dramatic, Oscar-worthy healing journey that I’m now moving on from. Think of me as the Meryl Streep of rescue dogs—a versatile professional focused on securing my furever home, which is essentially my early retirement plan.

About Willow

Hi, my name is Willow! Listen, I'm not going to sugarcoat it. I’ve had a PAST. A dramatic, Oscar-worthy healing journey that I’m now moving on from. Think of me as the Meryl Streep of rescue dogs—a versatile professional focused on securing my furever home, which is essentially my early retirement plan.

 

My core competencies include: gentle brush therapy (don't judge, it's my spa day), playing with other dogs (they all love me, obviously), and judging your life choices from the comfort of a sunbeam.

 

My resume is a little... eclectic. While at the rescue, I worked in TSA (expert in sniffing out questionable socks), banking (the stress was too much, and the lobby had a 'no zoomies' policy), news anchor (my hot takes were too hot), and finally, culinary arts (I know good food when I taste it).

 

I'm 2 years old, fully updated on my software (vaccines), spayed, and my teeth are fresher than yours thanks to a recent dental job. I’m maintained on a holistic, whole foods diet because I am a connoisseur, not a canine.

 

If you're looking for a sweet, gentle, loving companion to love you, kiss you, cuddle with you, and maybe co-sign a loan for an apartment, I'm your girl. Don't wait, my agent’s phone is ringing off the hook.

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